THE MAGNIFICENT TALE OF THE BALDS
CHAPTER 6: THE BIRTH OF A BALD
Jack was not feeling good. He was jobless, he had bored one of his only friends into moving out, and his wife and kids still hadn't come back from centre parks after months of being there, He was happy they were having such a good time they didn't want to leave, but he still missed them. He was happy that Bald Leon had found someone like him that he could be friends with, but he was still so so unhappy that it had taken away his only company.
But then Jack had the worst idea of his life.
"I just gotta fit in with them," he thought.
He rushed upstairs and grabbed a razor, he shaved all of the hair off of his head and trimmed his beard into a goatee. He then went into his wife dresser drawer and took out her old reading glasses
"goodbye Jack Smith," Said Jack
"and hello Bald Jack" Said Bald Jack
Bald Jack closed the drawer and left his house. He walked down the road towards where Bald Leon now lived. when he arrived at the house he knocked on the door hoping to see Bald Leon. Ulga answered the door.
"Jack? Is that you? you look-" Ulga began "good?" Asked Bald Jack "Idiotic" Ulga finished.
"oh, uh well I'm trying something new" explained Bald Jack "anyway, is Bald Leon in?"
"No, I have not seen him since he went to play out with that Bald Ben friend of his" Ulga replied
"ok thank you, ill ask at Bald Ben's house" Bald Jack replied, thanking Ulga and leaving.
Bald Jack left Bald Leon's house and walked two houses down to Bald Ben's house. It was being repaired from Bald Leon and Bald Ben's antics. He knocked on bald Ben's door and his father, Mr Choo, answered the door. "What do you want?" asked Mr Choo
"erm, I was wondering if Bald Leon or Bald Ben were here?" Asked Bald Jack in response "No. He's been gone for 2 weeks, no call no text nothing, Him and Bald Leon 'playing out' apparently" answered Mr Choo
"Well do you have any idea where I could find them?" enquired Bald Jack
"They said they were going town, check there" Mr Chood replied, slamming the door in Bald Jack's face. The door hit Bald Jack on his nose, breaking it, and causing him to collapse whilst clutching it.
Once he had recovered, Bald Jack made his way into town. As he got off the bus he walked down the road onto the main high street, he looked through several of Bald Leon's favourite shops (Ladbrokes, Coral, a variety of off-licenses and "nice n Naughty") before getting frustrated and sitting on a bench.
"I'm never going to find them at this rate"
Just at that moment, a loud, ear-piercing screech could be heard from WHSmith's, Bald Jack jumped up and ran into the store. He guessed that the noise must have been from the lift so he walked over to investigate it. As he looked it over he could see nothing abnormal so he pressed the button to open the door. The doors opened like normal so Bald Jack walked inside and pressed the button to go to the next floor up. The lift immediately burst into flames as Bald Jack screamed. he dived through the glass walls of the lift and began to roll to put out the fire. Once he had extinguished the blaze he looked back at the lift and saw that Bald Leon and Bald Ben were underneath the lift wearing boiler suits and carrying dangerous heavy machinery. Bald Leon had cut out a large metal square from the bottom of the lift, and cut straight through the cables which caused the fire.
"I KNEW IT HE GOT THE TIME PEBBLE" shouted Bald Leon.
"So what now? I think we should go get it off him" suggested Bald Ben
"Good Plan" replied Bald Leon.
They tore away the boiler suits revealing their regular outfits underneath. They then climbed out of the lift pit and set off towards the hospital, but they were stopped by Bald Jack
"Howdy fellas! I'm Bald Jack, I'm like you now!" Proclaimed Bald Jack
Bald Leon and Bald Ben looked at each other.
"hmm there aren't any 'Bald-Waves™' signals being emitted from your head so you still arent a Bald, but you seem pretty weird so you can tag along," said Bald Leon.
"were going to the hospital to turn off Violin Man's life support or something, do you want to come with?" asked Bald Ben
They all set off together to the hospital. When they arrived at the desk they claimed to be friends and family of Violin Man who had heard about the accident. They were told that he had just come out of surgery to remove the glass shards from his brain, but they could visit him at the regular visiting times. the trio sat in the waiting room for three hours until visiting time began, and when that time arrived they headed to Violin Man's ward and surrounded his bed. Bald Jack stared at the plugs on Violin Man's life support system. He slowly reached for them, his hands shaking with anxiety. Was he about to take this man's life just to get some friends? No he couldn't do it. He withdrew his hand and put it into his trouser pockets.
"hahahaha you're well weak Bald Jack" taunted Bald Ben
ben picked up a glass of water that had been left out for Violin man and threw it over the electronics, causing them to fizz and crackle as sparks flew around the room.
Violin Man's eyes suddenly sprang open. He kicked Bald Leon through the double doors of the ward and into a wall, and within a blink of an eye, Violin Man had already grabbed his violin and swung it, smacking Bald Ben on the head, knocking him to the ground. Violin Man then picked up Bald Jack, and threw him out of the window, smashing into a parked car below. Bald Leon then charged in and tried to wrestle the Violin from Violin Man's hand, but Violin Man skillfully manouvered the violin out of Bald Leon's grasp, before playing 3 quick notes that sent a bolt of lightning from the end of the Violin, shocking Bald Leon and sending him flying through an outside wall. Bald Ben sweeped Violin Man's legs from under him, and started hounding him with punches, but Violin Man managed to block every single strike using the body of the violin. He kneed Bald Ben in the groin, making him groan in pain, and then Violin Man kicked him in the middle of his chest, sending him through the same hole in the wall Bald Leon had made.
As Bald Ben picked himself up off of the floor, the trio regrouped and realised they were not match for Violin Man today.
"come on lad lets leg it!" shouted Bald Leon to Bald Ben
The pair ran off back towards their houses
"Wait for me!" shouted Bald Jack, limping after them.
The trio escaped as Violin Man played a somber tone, granting him an energy field that gently lowered him to the ground from the smashed hospital wall.
"Run if you like" He spoke to the air "It won't save you"
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