Name: Galactus (Real Name: Humphrey Wilfred Rockhopper)
Threat Level: Wednesday
D.O.B: 14/3/1988
Height: 56ft 2inch
Weight: 90kgOccupation: Mcdonalds (fired), David Choo's Five-star dining (made redundant), On the Dole (sacked), Superhero
Quirk: Unemployable, Firearm accuracy, being on the dole, alcoholism, severe asperges
Galactus is a deadbeat wannabe superhero operating in the city of Chester in the UK. He is the smartest person in his already highly successful family, and in primary school, he was considered for the Deans' list and earned a PHD chemistry place in the middle of high school, as well as receiving an unconditional offer to Harvard University. He became obsessed with Marvel comics and decided to mould his life around these characters and their ideologies and because of this he never showed up to uni and missed all of school to go on the streets with a black hoodie and black joggers, trying to stop serious crimes and often injuring himself in the process. Galactus stole his name from the marvel character after seeing fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer in the cinemas, and he has since been banned from watching marvel movies due to the copyright infringement
He has a younger brother named Jordan Rockhopper who is a surgeon and 8 years younger than his brother. His father is high up in the oil rig industry. His mother runs a non-profit therapy and counselling organisation and his uncle is a high-ranking special forces operative. Galactus's entire family are extremely successful, aside from Galactus himself, who over the years has squandered his intellect, using it to amass a series of government benefits to fund his laid-back lifestyle.
Due to his hijinks trying to prevent crime resulting in him often committing more severe crimes than those he was preventing and getting the shit kicked out of him regularly due to being inspired by the marvel movies he had become obsessed with, a law was passed by NATO banning him from seeing any superhero movies, even going as far as placing posters in every cinema worldwide notifying staff of this law, and stopping superhero movies halfway through to search each screening room for him in case he had snuck in.
Due to his insanity, the courts won't send him to prison, but he is also unfit for mental health facilities, so CPS came up with a new method to attempt to rehabilitate him, forcing him to take on low-wage positions in different local jobs, none of which he seems to be able to keep.
One day, Galactus stole his dad's brand new Lamborghini, which he had commandeered to chase down someone he had witnessed littering. This event caused his dad to have a stress-induced heart attack due to the fact that Galactus mooches off of the family as well as earning from his government benefits. He had swindled so much money from his family, that they were left financially destitute, living from paycheck to paycheck, as Galactus himself refused to get a job as he was "too busy with hero work". The financial situation was so dire, that even when Jordan began to send money to keep them afloat, it couldn't stop them from going bankrupt. At his father's funeral, an uncle of Galactus attacked him, stating "If you didn't have my brother's blood in you, id punch your head straight off your shoulders, sort your act out Humphrey". Galactus's only response was to demand his uncle call him by his superhero name, which resulted in Humphrey being punched in the face, and several family members having to join in to stop the fight.
After the funeral he stole his dead dad's old clothes, painting some of them to create his iconic superhero outfit, consisting of a Black trench coat, black shirt, black ballistic vest (present from his dad's brother), black cargo pants and military-grade boots and Black gloves.
It was shortly after this funeral that Galactus was fired from his job at David Choo's Five-Star Dining after the Chef found Galatcus' guns in his locker. When his Mother found out what had happened she committed suicide, with Galactus finding her body hanging in the bedroom closet.
Galactus's mind had become so warped at this point that he actually celebrated, as in his eyes, he now had the house all to himself, completely forgetting about his 7-year-old younger brother. Once he remembered his other brother, he dropped him off at the adoption centre. Something Galactus did not realise however, was that the house was left to his younger brother, to be inherited when he was 18, and because of not knowing or caring about this, Galactus turned the house into an uninhabitable wasteland.
He spends most of his free time playing League of Legends, where he regularly trolls an unimaginably powerful alien god known as Genesis, the second in command of the Oxryn Empire.
Galactus gets most of his weapons from the internet, posting his full name and address onto 4chan to "reach out to the FBI", with many of the regular 4chan posters sending him weaponry for a laugh, however once, the real FBI sent him a tsar bomba.
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