Meet the Bald's: Bald Ben

Name: Bald Ben

Threat Level: Tuesday

D.O.B: 30/3/1976

Height: 4.3 ft

Weight: 400 pounds

Occuptation: Varies, usually student or Kitchen Porter

Quirk: Really heavy

Status: Alive

Bald Ben is an incredibly complex, yet awfully simple person. He has no motivation to accomplish traditional life goals such as starting a family or having a good career, but he does have a hyper fixation and high level of motivation surrounding the suffering of others, making their lives as difficult as possible and making him an utterly worthless member of society. He was in primary school for 13 years as opposed to the standard 7 as he was held back for being badly behaved and extremely lazy, scoring terribly on all exams and assignments, not due to low intelligence, but purely due to a lack of interest in school. 

After years of basic education that was far below his level, he finally passes his SATS, and he starts year 7, but again due to a lack of motivation it takes him over a decade to graduate to the next year group, however in that next year he completes years 8,9,10 and 11 all at once. during his school years, he meets Bald Leon and they become friends, however, they are sometimes enemies as they constantly fight over petty things like the last drop of coke in a can.

Bald Ben gets a job as a kitchen porter at his father's restaurant and often leaves his shift early without telling anyone, especially during a busy service. When his dad is tragically blown up he takes over the restaurant, almost immediately turning it into a shithole and ruining his family's reputation.


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