Name: Jay the Manager
Threat Level: Thursday
D.O.B: 16/05/1985
Height: 6'6
Weight:15 stone on scales, 23 stone upper body, helium legs (scales show 15 stone)
Occupation: Pub Manager
Quirk: Ignorant to his disgusting Kitchen, Loves Anvils
Status: Alive
Jay the Manager is the manager of "the keeper of Locks" pub and is infamous for banning people for literally no reason. On one occasion, a patron of the pub was banned for life for accidentally throwing a whole roll of toilet roll into the toilet and flushing it causing a flood, and then stealing a keg of beer because they forgot they weren't meant too. This caused Jay to utter his famous catchphrase in his iconic squeaky voice, "you're barred"
One of the regulars in the pub, and Jay's favourite customer is the infamous vigilante Galactus, and unknowingly to Jay, he has also assisted Galactus in his battles with various villains and homeless people. This is due to the fact that Jay is a wannabe chef, and is constantly trying to perfect and improve his spaghetti bolognaise recipe, and one of the ingredients he uses is an iron blacksmithing anvil, however as he uses a low cost air delivery service, the anvils sometimes drop out of the planes, and coincidentally land on the heads of Galactus's adversaries, usually killing them.
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