Name: Bald Jack's Cousin
Threat Level: Wednesday
D.O.B:
Height: 5ft 10Inch
Weight: 1 stone
Occupation: Crypto Trader
Quirk: Raised by Wolves
Status: Alive
Despite his appearance and name, Bald Jack's Cousin is of no actual relation to Bald Jack, and both his looks and title are merely coincidence.
Bald jacks cousin was born in an unknown country in Central Europe, he came out fully clothed (similarly to Dog Lead Man) in a cool shirtz diequik t shirt and doing a rolly-polly. His family were instantly terrified of him and how much of a Chad he was, and threw him out of the window of the hospital. He was unphased by this as he thought his birth family were all “massive pussies” anyway, so he walked off into the woods.
When he got deep into the woods, he encountered a pack of hungry wolves. The leader of the pack attempted to kill Bald Jack’s Cousin, but he grabbed the wolf by its top and bottom jaw and pulled them beyond there range of extension, from an acute to an obtuse angle, killing the wolf. Naturally, the other wolves were terrified and allowed bald Jack’s cousin to assume the role of pack leader.
As he grew, his clothes grew with him. And through the years of leading the wolf pack he had learned valuable skills such as crypto trading and how to be an influencer. At the age of 18, he and his wolf pack walked to the forest edge and said their final goodbyes, before Bald Jack’s Cousin began his pilgrimage across Europe to the UK, where he now makes motivational Instagram reels to scam people into buying into his cryptocurrency scheme
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