Meet the Bald’s: Haiku

Name: Haiku

Threat Level: Friday

D.O.B: 7/1/1995

Height: 5ft 1inch

Weight: 95 lbs

Occupation: Yakuza Gangster

Quirk: speaks exclusively in Haiku's 

Status: Alive


Haiku is a fat ginger man from Berlin, Germany. Since a young age, he was obsessed with Japanese pop culture, and regularly read Manga and watched Anime, initially dubbed in German, but then with subtitles, and eventually by his early teens watching them in their original, unedited form in Japanese after learning the language. 

By his late teens, with failing grades and few friends, he decided to move to Japan and start life anew. He moved to Tokyo and became a teacher in an international school, teaching English, another language he was fluent in. He took this career path under the impression he would be revered as an educator in Japan, unaware of the negative perception the Japanese people had for Westerners who took this specific employment route.

After teaching for a few months, the students at the international school began to bully their teacher, with increasingly escalating pranks. The breaking point for Haiku was when the students in his class tried the classic prank of a bucket full of water suspended above the door, which would inevitably drench him when he opened the door, however, the class made their own twist on the prank by filling the bucket with diesel fuel instead.

As he realised what had happened to him, one of the students ignited a trail of the fuel leading to the door, setting fire to Haiku, who then had to dive out of the third-floor window into the pond outside. After several months in the hospital, Haiku left the school, however, due to the nature of his separation from the school, he quickly gained infamy amongst all of the schools in the area, meaning that it was near impossible for Haiku to find sustainable employment.

Down on his luck and crawling from bar to bar, Haiku eventually had to start borrowing money from loan sharks to feed his addictions, and without a job to pay off the debt, the loan sharks eventually caught up with him and viciously beat him. The resulting injuries left him with mild brain damage, forcing him to compulsively speak exclusively in Haiku, earning him the nickname Haiku.

As the loan sharks were aware that he had no job, they offered him the option to pay off the debt by joining their gang and working the debt off. since then, he has been accused of assault, murder, tax evasion, extortion, racketeering, gambling, soliciting, loansharking and smuggling. The Tokyo police have so far been unable to pin any charges on him, and he still roams free.







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