Name: Blanco Slowly
Threat Level: Saturday
D.O.B: 28/12/1964
Height: 5ft 3inch
Weight: 210 poundsOccupation: Waste of Space, Soldier
Quirk: boring twat with nothing better to do
Blanco won an award in 2008, marking her as the world's biggest Karen. She won this accolade for her efforts to tear down Bald Jack, who was working in a shop at the time. It is argued that Blanco is one of the major reasons that Bald Jack is so troubled by what others think, and why he obsesses over doing everything he can to improve the experiences of everyone else. Blanco had entered Bald Jack's shop and entered through the wrong door and despite the influx of other customers in her direction, she did not make the connection in her head that she was going in the wrong direction. Bald Jack asked her to go the other way but she ignored him, and when he repeated himself a second time but louder, Blanco left the store in a huff.
She later reported the 'demeaning incident' online, leading to Bald Jack losing his job and being stripped of his title and ranks as "senior" sales assistant. Feeling this rush of power, Blanco repeated this against many unsuspecting sales assistants in different shops around the country for the smallest of reasons, including Blanco disliking the style of the cashier's hair.
Blanco was killed in action after she was 'accidentally' drafted into the war in the middle east, despite there being no draft order at the moment. This happened because one of the cashiers she got fired sought revenge and orchestrated events that would lead to her signing herself up without realising. She died while on deployment after pissing off her squadmates who then convinced her it was safe to move from cover during a firefight.
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