Upcoming projects - November 2022

Games

The Balds: a battle against communism (In production)

Lead Dev: Jack Lad

This is a bald game being created on RPG maker, the game will be the story of the bald’s battle “Comrade Cyka”. Since the last update, the game's world has been fully planned out, split into 4 "wild areas" which will have capital cities as well as several sub-zones, the game will be packed full of visual gags and jokes, with almost every item being interactive. In the game, you take on the role of Cecil Cecil and recruit the other balds to join your party and battle Comrade Cyka and his underlings.

Since the last update, the map has undergone a complete redesign and expansion, and the story has been fully realised, demos will be available by the next update.

The Balds: Adventure's in Plumbing (Planned)

A second game is planned which will use the unreal engine. It will feature fully modelled balds characters, and an open-world environment where the player can take quests from the balds. The game will allow the player to take control of the gaming platform's exclusive character Cecil Cecil in a 3D environment. The game will feature Cecil travelling to a Hogwarts-style boarding school, where he will meet many balds characters, but instead of a school of magic, it's a plumbing school. Since the last update, this game has been given a name, which like everything yet to be released, is subject to change.

The Balds: Ultimate Custom Night (Planned)

A "Five nights at Freddy's" style horror game has been planned in which the enemies would be assorted balds characters attacking you. As in most Balds games, you will take on the role of Cecil Cecil.

Dog Lead Man: World War One (Planned)

historical first-person shooter, the first of which to be set in the first world war, potential sequels would be set in historical conflicts after the first world war, making their way to the modern day. The Dog Lead can be used as an effective melee weapon (and potentially as a ranged weapon), as well as for traversal of the environment. Health can be replenished using carrots (a reference to Dog Lead Man's ability)

Un-named The Balds Roblox Game (Planned)

We have recently come into contact with some Roblox game developers, who are interested in creating a game in Roblox based on the balds IP. planning is still phenomenally early, but it is likely that it will be a fighting game in which you can take on the role of one of the many balds characters.

Movies

The Balds Christmas carol (release date: a Christmas within the next decade)

Director: Jack Lad

Since the last update, the "animation" for the film has been completed in its entirety. The sound still needs to be completed, and due to the large cast, most of which all have full-time jobs, the timeline on how long this will take is unpredictable. Effects work is already in production, and final editing will be completed upon the delivery of the finished vocal work for missing characters.

Taking the lead: A Bald’s Story (In production)

Director: Jack Lad

Taking the lead is a dramatic delve into the mind of a hero and a villain. The story tackles the story of Dog Lead Man, a bounty hunter born in 1900 at the turn of the last century, a man who never ages as long as he eats a single carrot every day. Dog Lead Man will be going to war with crime lord Quentin Russo and his lackeys, including the Bannister brothers.

Kitchen Porter: The Movie (In production)

Director: The Skengman

Kitchen porter the movie follows the misadventures of a man born into a family of kitchen porters. chaos ensues

Bald Ollie: Deliverance (Planned)

A horror film/short film is being planned because of the scary properties of Bald Ollie being a good fit for the horror genre. It will involve a group of teenagers spending the night in the forest, but failing to create a campfire, so instead, they order food, and Bald Ollie is their driver.

Series

The Balds: Quest for a Btec (Episode 1 released, In production)

This is a series following Michael Gaye in college trying to get his Btec Medical License, this series is aimed at being a coming-of-age high school drama with comedic aspects, following the misadventures of Michael and the school bully, Vlad the Burner

Untitled Balds Western (Planned)

The story will follow the characters of Cowboy Leon and Fam Sordy, as well as other characters from the old west.

Re-tales (In Production)

A "the office" style workplace sitcom set in a shop, based on true events. 6 episodes long showing the central characters' employment cycle, from hiring to firing. Relatable comedy of what it's like to deal with difficult customers.

Dealin' (In Production)

A series following a group of wannabe gangsters who butt heads with a real criminal organisation run by crime lord Quentin Russo. also featuring his henchmen; the bannister brothers

Perry's Post-Apocalyptic Playhouse (In Production)

The series focuses on the character of "Perry", a presenter and writer of his own show which has finally been granted a pilot episode. Unfortunately, during the filming of the pilot, the apocalypse happens in the background. This causes the already unstable and aggressive presenter to have a mental breakdown in him, and as none of the film crew can leave, he forces them to continue to film the series, tweaking it during production to adapt to educational lessons relevant to the generation of children being born into a wasteland. Each episode will be titled based off of the lesson that will be dealt with in the episode, with a total of 5 episodes (at the moment). The set and general appearance of the show will degrade with each episode to show the passing of time.

Books and Comics

Book 2: The Disastrous tale of the Balds (In production)

The second story in the balds book series has begun production, it is being released periodically a chapter at a time and will introduce a whole new cast of characters, as well as the old favourites from the first book

Book 3: The Asynchronous tale of the Balds (Planned)

The third story in the balds book series has been planned in full, writing will begin upon completion of book 2. This book will still be released a chapter at a time, but instead of being written while being released, the book will not begin to be released until the writing has been completed in full to allow for a higher-quality story

Comic 1: UNTITLED DOG LEAD MAN WW2 STORY (Planned)

A story has been planned to be told in a comic form showing the adventures of Dog Lead Man in his early life as a bounty hunter in WW2. it has been suggested that this project could be completed with the help of the community, with every panel being created by a different artist or creator

Comic 2: Bald Tales (Planned)

Series of mini "Garfield" or "cyanide and happiness" style mini comic strips. short and with stupid, poorly drawn jokes

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