Meet the Bald's: The Pimp Chimp

Name: The Pimp Chimp

Threat Level: Wednesday

D.O.B: 15/6/1973

Height: 6ft 3inch

Weight: 400 pounds



The Pimp Chimp (pictures on the left side of the above image) was a creature discovered by the infamous explorer "Bush Man". The Pimp Chimp is similar in mannerisms and attributes to a standard Silverback gorilla, only significantly stronger and resembling little likeness to common primates. The Pimp Chimp shares its bald waves with the "Leon Gene", the same bald waves found in Bald Leon, The Skengman, and Jack O TV 240p. 

The Pimp Chimp was a reclusive yet incredibly violent creature, but it could often be bribed with the popular fruit, a banana. however, if you were to ever throw the aforementioned fruit and hit the Pimp Chimp, it would be interpreted as a threat by the chimp, and it will stop at nothing to kill the threatening being. In the instance depicted above, Bush Man accidentally threatened the chimp, and he was killed to death. The Pimp Chimp did not stop there though, as it turned up to his funeral and attacked the priest there also.






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