Name: Grenade Man
Threat Level: Wednesday
D.O.B: 2/3/1992
Height: 5ft
Weight: 210 lbs
Occupation: Weapons manufacturer
Quirk: Obsessed with grenades
Status: Dead
Grenade Man is a military enthusiast gone mad. His obsession with the military began when he visited the tank museum in Dorset on holiday. He became infatuated with the variety of grenades used in both world wars and beyond, and after returning home, he continued his obsession, conducting independent research on the usage, production and design of the typical hand grenade.
Over time, his obsession required practical tests as videos and simulations didn't satiate his appetite for explosions. he created his own grenades, based off of the best aspects of all of the grenades he had researched, any military analyst would agree that this weapon was the "perfect hand grenade" with the perfect blend of explosive power, shrapnel potential, weight, and usability. He began to test his grenade on unsuspecting members of the public, creating his own version of the traditional children's game knock and run, only in his version, he would knock on the door, pull the pin on the grenade and drop it and then run to a safe distance. he felt this version of the game was better because regardless of if the prank victim answered the door or not, the result of a small crater-like foxhole on their doorstep was always the same.
Grenade man is of course wanted for his despicable and destructive crimes, his current death toll is in the high hundreds, nearing a thousand, but despite his very identifiable attire of a camouflaged tank top and a children's army helmet, the police are yet to apprehend him as the death toll continues to soar. Another unintended effect of Grenade Man's exploits is the dying out of "cold Callers" such as door to door salesman, as they themselves were putting their lives at risk as members of the public attempted to defend their own homes, sometimes using whatever firearms they could get there hands on to blast at anyone they didn't recognise through there letterbox.
Grenade Man was killed in an operation with Comrade Cyka, Society man, and the Irishman (AKA Bald Josef), when the group of four attempted to kill Dog Lead Man, who deflected an attack from society man into Grenade Man, killing him instantly.
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