Bald Leon has recently been wrapped up in a scandal after he was caught on camera and by the police having intercourse with a dead sheep. He pleads innocent as he was unaware that necrophilia was even a crime, on account of him being from caveman times.
His legal defence is that he has broken no laws, however, this has yet to be stated in court due to his personal policy of never actually going to court when he receives a court order. Police are actively searching him out with an arrest warrant already granted, but it has not yet been stated what the police plan to do when they come into contact with him, because if he does not want to be arrested, there is very little the police can do to overwhelm his power.
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