Meet the Bald's: Fam Sordy

Name: Fam Sordy

Threat Level: Friday

D.O.B: 1/4/1853

Height: 5ft 11in

Weight: 15 stone

Occupation: Cowboy and Sheriff

Quirk: Strange ol' cowpoke

Status: Alive

Fam Sordy is a man born and living in Cowboy Times, The Modern day Balds have only heard stories of this man, who lived before the surge in Balds cases worldwide. Little is known about this Bald, and what is true and false from this legend is near impossible to tell. It is suspected that Fam Sordy, like many other Bald's, had a highly advanced brain for his time, excelling in sciences, however from all recorded accounts of interactions with him, it appears that this Bald may have been suffering from some kind of brain damage, as he was said to have spoke in short sudden bursts of words with a very limited vocabulary. It was said that his limited vocabulary was made up of repeated, easy to remember phrases unless absolutely neccassary to speak for a longer period of time.

Some of his recorded phrases were "Howdy", the traditional old west greeting that many suspect he may have created. "pain" a word he would utter when he was in pain, and this was said to be his only outward omission of suffering, as he would never shout or scream in pain, and it would not matter whether he was stubbing his toe, or he had been shot, he would always respond to it with a quick "pain". "Agent Orange" was another common phrase, it was the name of a concoction he had created that made his face as disfigured as seen above (artists rendition), for many years archeoligists and investigators were stumped as to what this was and what it meant, and it was only during the American Vietnam war when the U.S government developed the chemical weapon codenamed Agent Orange that it became clear that Fam Sordy had developed a functioning version of Agent Orange nearly a century before it had even been thought of, and what makes this even stranger was that it is not suspected that Fam Sordy was a time traveller who could have brought Agent Orange with him to Cowboy Times, it is believed he never time travelled in his life, so how he got this chemical compound is a mystery.

Fam was often seen carrying his trademark 6-shooter and wearing a stetson, and during his life he acted as a marshall for the town he lived in, breaking up disputed and warding off bandits. It was said that anyone who crossed Fam Sordy would not live to see 3 more sunrises, as within that time they would have been hunted down and killed.

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