EVENT: Bald Leon and The Three Wishes

Bald Leon and The Three Wishes

this post acts as a link to the short film video "Bald Leon and the Three wishes" as well as adding a bit of extra context and describing what happens in the story if you would prefer to read it instead of watching it, or if you would like additional context for the scenes

Story:

For reasons unknown, Bald Leon was roaming the forests in search of one of the forever pebbles. It was peculiar for him to be looking in the forest as there had been no reported sightings of one of the pebbles, and no kind of clue indication that there would even be one here, but that did not stop Bald Leon from making sure that they weren't present. As he searches the forest floor, he rips a tree root from the ground, in another timeline, had this root been allowed to grow, it would have grown up to be Groot of Guardians of the Galaxy fame, however, Bald Leon could sense this, and knew there was room for only one franchise in his universe, so he put a stop to it.

"This is the last time I get information on the Pebbles from a Goblin" Bald Leon said to himself, something that was curious considering he had not asked any goblins.

As he continues to scan the growth, he notices a small glass vial on the floor. 

"What does this seem to be?" he says to himself

as he picks it up he notices a glass lid on top, he removes the lid and in a puff of blue smoke, a genie of legend appears before him.

"You freed me!" The Genie exclaims.

"Who are you?" asks Bald Leon

"I am A genie!" Replied the Genie proudly. "Not the Will Smith kind, I'm not blue. I hate those blue fucks."

"I don't like White People" replied Bald Leon

The Genie let out a moment of stunned laughter before collecting himself

"BEHOLD! I am the great Genie or some gay shit. I can grant you-"

Before the Genie can even finish his sentence Bald Leon begins to walk away disinterested.

"I- I can literally give you anything you want what are you doing" asked the Genie.

"I got everything I want, I can run well fast" replied Bald Leon

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I can give you anything you wish for" shouted the Genie panicked.

"what are you the ambassador for Wish.com? you're just copying Will Smith's vlog Aladdin" the still unbothered Bald Leon replied

"no no no no no no no he copied us. let me prove it, I can give you anything you want" begged the Genie.

"fine, I wish for my heart's greatest desire" Wished Bald Leon, only making a wish in the hopes the Genie would leave him alone.

The Genie began to rub his hands together, pulling magical energy from the air around him like static electricity. Once he had gathered enough power he projected it from his hands at Bald Leon, and in mere milliseconds, Bald Leon was holding a DVD copy of Open Season 2 on DVD.

"Wow Open Season 2 on DVD, You're the real deal" proclaimed Bald Leon.

"I know!" Said the Genie proudly and satisfied. "what will your second Wish be?".

Bald Leon pondered the question. He was wielding limitless power, the Genie had not stated any limiting terms such as the inability to bring back the dead, or force someone to love him, the only apparent limit was the traditional three wish limit. He had the power of a God. NO! he had the power of ALL the gods.

"I wish for you to speak Japanese" wished Bald Leon.

"what?" asked The Genie. "why?"

The Genie was so confused, he was sure this Bald Creature before him was vastly intelligent, so he could not comprehend why it would waste The Genies gifts so nonchalantly

"well I'm your fucking master arent I so speak Japanese," said Bald Leon in a much more serious and demanding tone.

"Why have you wasted your wish on this?" asked the Genie in perfect Japanese "It's not even a funny joke"

Bald Leon stared down towards the Genies midriff, reading the subtitles to translate what he said

The genie continued in Japanese "Ok I don't usually do this but because traditionally people wish to release the Genie for their last wish, I'm gonna give you one more on the house for free, what will it be"

Bald Leon takes a while to think of an answer. "sorry I was reading the subtitles, I'm gonna wish to know where the forever pebble is"

"you're not gonna free me?" The Genie asked in English

"no just tell me where the pebble is" replied Bald Leon calmly

"It's over there," said the Genie pointing in the direction Bald Leon came from

without even pausing to think Bald Leon then takes the bottle that the Genie came from and he threw it at a tree with such force that it shattered, The genie immediately screamed in pain and began to perish, as his life was connected to the bottle itself. Bald Leon had decided to smash the bottle because of his natural selfish ways, and he did not want anyone else to be able to use the Genie for its wishes, another reason why he did not free it.

"time to find that forever pebble," Bald Leon said to himself and with a brief glance over his shoulder at the dying and seizing Genie, Bald Leon walked off back on his original quest to find the pebble.

Bald Leon Naruto ran back into the forest in search of the pebble and disappeared into the thicket

The End.

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